Thursday, September 06, 2007

Quote of the day: a tortured metaphor special!

From ESPN.com:
"NEW YORK -- There was a hostage situation inside Arthur Ashe Stadium on Wednesday night. Roger Federer locked the doors, cut the phone lines and wrestled Andy Roddick's highest-caliber tennis to the ground. The problem is that there may not be a ransom amount high enough to free Roddick or any other top player from the rope and duct tape Federer carries in his duffel bag for most of the season."