PREDICTION CUP -- WOODEN SPOON!!!

The World Cup has its embarrassing, unnecessary third-place playoff. England has its embarrassing, unnecessary Carling Cup. The Boot Room has its proud, essential PREDICTION CUP -- WOODEN SPOON!!! Yep, it's a second chance for the also-rans, those who didn't quite cut the mustard or make the grade. A repechage, if you like. Although I certainly don't.

Right, so I think a good place to start is by nominating the players. Geoff is of course going to be one of them. I've already carved his name in stone, with a permanent marker, in the tournament list. But who dares give the little fella a good hiding this weekend? Maybe Riis, who in his round failed to predict a single correct result (which, by the new scoring system, would have given him a record score of -52)? Or maybe CT, who lost to a Frenchman? Please feel free to nominate somebody else, or yourself. And if you want to play this weekend, just email me your predictions for the following games:

Arsenal v Watford, 15:00
Aston Villa v Tottenham, 15:00
Liverpool v Blackburn, 15:00
Man City v Sheff Utd, 15:00
Middlesbrough v Everton, 15:00
Portsmouth v West Ham, 15:00
Reading v Chelsea, 17:15
Wigan v Man Utd, 12:45
Newcastle v Bolton, 16:00

And don't forget to include a first-goal predictions in case of a draw.

Yes, it sure is an EXCITING COMPETITION!!!

PREDICTION CUP -- BATTLE OF THE SEXES!!!

The first leg of the exciting BATTLE OF THE SEXES will explode! this weekend. It's Syl vs. Helen, and here are their predictions:

Arsenal v Sheff Utd, S: 3-1, H: 2-0
Aston Villa v Charlton, S: 2-0, H: 2-1
Fulham v Chelsea, S: 1-2, H: 0-3
Liverpool v Tottenham, S: 1-0, H: 2-1
Man City v West Ham, S: 1-1, H: 0-1
Middlesbrough v Blackburn, S: 1-0, H: 2-2
Reading v Man Utd, S: 0-1, H: 1-3
Wigan v Watford, S: 2-2, H: 1-0
Newcastle v Everton, S: 2-1, H: 1-3
First goal: S: 4 mins, H: 17 mins

Who will be our first PREDICTION CUP finalist? You'll find out first here!

PREDICTION CUP -- SUPERNOVA!!!

This week it's a CSBMBSBMB all-stars, three-way, play-off spectacular for the last semi-final spot -- Riis vs. Alan vs. me. And, yes, regardless of what my spell-checker says, his name is really spelled R.I.I.S..

Jesus H. Christ, it could not be more exciting.

So here are the PREDICTIONs:

Bolton v Middlesbrough, R: 2-0, A: 1-1, N: 1-1
Charlton v Portsmouth, R: 1-1, A: 1-1, N: 1-2
Everton v Wigan, R: 2-0, A: 1-0, N: 1-1
Sheff Utd v Reading, R: 1-0, A: 0-0, N: 1-2
Watford v Aston Villa, R: 0-2, A: 1-2, N: 0-1
Blackburn v Man City, R: 1-1, A: 1-2, N: 1-0
Chelsea v Liverpool, R: 0-5, A: 1-1, N: 0-1
Man Utd v Arsenal, R: 2-0, A: 2-0, N: 2-0
Tottenham v Fulham, R: 2-0, A: 3-0, N: 1-0
West Ham v Newcastle, R: 1-1, A: 1-1, N: 3-1

1st goal PREDICTIONs: Riis - 8 minutes; Alan - 6 minutes; Nick - 18 minutes

LET'S ROCK!!! AND ROLL!!!

The battle of 2-S-13!!!

Was won by Dena 12-11. Congrats to Dena on the double whammy of advancing to the next round and winning office bragging rights. A sad farewell to Adam, and a bad week all round for the Australian male.

There's one more semi-final place up for grabs. I can't remember who else wanted to enter this EXCITING COMPETITION as it limps painfully onwards. The games to be predicted are:
Bolton v Middlesbrough, 15:00
Charlton v Portsmouth, 12:45
Everton v Wigan, 15:00
Sheff Utd v Reading, 15:00
Watford v Aston Villa, 17:15
Blackburn v Man City, 15:00
Chelsea v Liverpool, 13:30
Man Utd v Arsenal, 16:00
Tottenham v Fulham, 15:00
West Ham v Newcastle, 15:00

Email your predictions to me if you want to play. Oh, and in case there's a draw/tie, the winner will be the player who most accurately predicts the time of the first goal scored, so add that to your prediction list please.

Spot the difference.

Uncanny, eh?

Some real time football blogging

News from Liverpool - West Ham: halftime score 2-1
Predicted scores: Syl 0-0, CT 2-0

TAKE THAT SYL!!!

PREDICTION CUP!!!

Here are this weekend's predictions from CT and Syl. They disagreed on every single game, so it promises to be lively.

Charlton v Bolton, CT: 0-2 Syl: 1-1
Fulham v Sheff Utd, CT: 1-1 Syl: 2-0
Liverpool v West Ham, CT: 2-0 Syl: 0-0
Man City v Arsenal, CT: 0-2 Syl: 1-3
Tottenham v Everton, CT: 2-1 Syl: 1-0
Watford v Man Utd, CT: 0-4 Syl: 0-2
Wigan v Reading, CT: 1-2 Syl: 0-0
Aston Villa v Newcastle, CT: 1-1 Syl: 2-2
Blackburn v Chelsea, CT: 0-2 Syl: 1-2

Meanwhile, some of you have been wondering how this EXCITING COMPETITION will actually work. Good question. Well, with 8 people -- currently me, CT, Syl, Geoff (deceased), Helen, Riis, Rich, Adam -- my plan was to have the first set of games be quarter final of a knock-out tournament.

But the PREDICTION CUP is not closed to new members. Not by a long shot. So let me know if you'd like to play -- we can make the last one or two ties three-way events, and saucy ones at that.

First blood Goodwin!

The first casualty of war is The Truth. It seems that the second is Geoff Goodwin, who was this weekend sensationally booted from the PREDICTION CUP by his kid sister, Helen Goodwin. The scores finished 8-9 in Goodwin Jr's favor. "It's never nice to lose to one's sister", wailed Goodwin Sr., "but coming as it does just one year after England's emphatic victory in the Ashes, this loss was particularly hard to swallow". Meanwhile, reports indicate that the third casualty of war is Adam Alter, who props up the Boot Room league after the first round of matches. "It's a marathon, not a sprint", sobbed Alter, failing to note that you'll lose a marathon too if you run slowly.

Congratulations to soccer fanatics and Premiership experts Leif and Joe, who are currently leading the league.

More introductions.

Those of you that know me well know that I like a good Venn diagram as much as the next man. In that spirit, here is some more information about where we're all from, where we're living now, and how we know each other:



Good luck this weekend -- let the games begin!!!

Video of the day

preview of Liverpool vs Sheffield United

Fuck it, let's have some introductions.

Since a few people don't know each other, here are some photos by way of introduction:

This first one shows a few of us on Joe's bachelor party last year.

I'm at the back left, Riis is to my right, Adam to his. Leif is front left, Geoff is front right, and Joe is to Geoff's left.

Although not evident in this picture, CT was very much in our thoughts that weekend, as is shown in the following, digitally enhanced image:


Meanwhile, here's a picture from last Christmas showing Jonny (w. Sarah), my sister Kate (who may or may not join the league), me and CT:


And here's Rich getting the beers in:


That's it for people signed up so far. And I don't have pictures of anyone else, I don't think. Please feel free to add more ...

In lieu of talking about football

Check this shit out Bead Me A Shimmering Dance

Video of the day

North Korean Physical Education

If only we had been so lucky...

Gotta be in it to win it ...

So far we have 6 teams signed up in the super league -- Jonnie's Giants being the most recent addition. You will still be able to enter your team after next Friday (Aug 18th), but if you do you'll miss the first week of points -- a potentially fatal blow in our cut-throat, high-octane league. Let me know if you have any problems signing up for our league.

Video of the day.

Watch it!

Welcome to The Boot Room!

Here's the place to post your witty and incisive comments about our fantasy football league.

But it is so much more than just another way to waste time on the fantasy league. That's because you can also:

1) Find out interesting facts!!

2) Watch hilarious videos!!! Like this one, and this one and this one.

3) Post funny pictures!!!


4) Be rude about Geoff Goodwin's team selections!!
"Geoff, your team is shite!".

5) Boast.
"I set up this blog on my own!"

And so on ... so please post away!